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cakeland tylernol New Mathlete
Joined: 22 Mar 2006 Posts: 10
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| Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 5:58 am Post subject: gag |
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I have just been informed by my co-worker that two of the housemates from Big Brother 6 are engaged, as of 1 am last night. I thought you'd find this news funny, A*stair.
Just as water finds its level, morons find love in Dreamworld??
That certainly puts the gag back in 'engaged'.
Oh yes. All the wit of Wilde.
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LittleMathletics Mathlete in Command


Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 116 Location: Adelaide
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And all the smilies of a ten year old girl, too.
I don't know, I just can't seem to get into this years Big Brother. I mean, I'm excited that two of the knobs are engaged, and that according to ausculture.com David (GAY David, I might add) fucked Kate Moss, but it's just not working for me. |
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The Gorn Official MySpace Guy
Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 12 Location: Fitzroy North, Melbourne, Victoria
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| Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 7:55 am Post subject: |
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| Same here. You know how much I loved the last series Little Maths, with all those classic characters: Lefty Tim, Deano... Simon "Hotdogs" Deering! This series is all too "game's on moles" - they've taken the boganness to new heights. No one is interesting - just all boring skanks. |
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The Gorn Official MySpace Guy
Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 12 Location: Fitzroy North, Melbourne, Victoria
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| Also, is BB6 the one that is on now? Who is supposed to be engaged? |
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The producers must be thrilled. I believe (but don't quote me on it) that the happy couple are known as 'JamKat'?...cringe..Jamie and Katie??
I really picked the wrong season to attempt to watch BB I think. I'm about six years too late.
I don't know why they insist on putting 'all the boring people you couldn't stand in highschool' in a house together? Why don't they put fusty, racist old people and nerds and juvenile offenders, arts crtics, army officers, stoners etc in there? A femin-nazi wouldn't go astray..you could still have all the hype and controversy, and it would actually be INTERESTING. I just can't stand any more recently-recovered-anorexic-with-bad-skin and/or ugg -boots type girls, and not to mention the MEN! My GOD! I would rather eat a kilo of burnt human hair than be stuck talking to them??
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cakeland tylernol New Mathlete
Joined: 22 Mar 2006 Posts: 10
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| Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 1:14 am Post subject: |
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arrrrrggghhhhh...stolen identity!
Hey WALLIS..does the fact that this keeps happening indicate that I cannot log in from the forum? I should do it BEFORE the forum?
Hi-tech stuff.
Almost as cutting edge as the name JB Hi-Fi. |
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LittleMathletics Mathlete in Command


Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 116 Location: Adelaide
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Oi, Tyler, you spastic. Log in before you type anything.
I have no idea how you are managing to get this so wrong, so often. It is totally fucking astounding. |
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Old Trenchy Little Mathlete

Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Posts: 50 Location: Adelaide
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Legislation should be passed: Bogans should NOT be allowed to fuck!! _________________ Church of the Fonze - Heeeeeyy! |
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Ax Man Tucs Tiny Little Mathlete

Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 40 Location: Brisbane
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What about hobos, Trenchy? If not, I won't be happy about my people being discriminated against.
In addition, I think it should be illegal for emo-fucks to produce offspring (punishable by hanging, of course). _________________ EATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDING |
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Bee Tea Tiny Little Mathlete
Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 25
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| LittleMathletics wrote: | Oi, Tyler, you spastic. Log in before you type anything.
I have no idea how you are managing to get this so wrong, so often. It is totally fucking astounding. |
A couple of times I have logged in but it hasn't worked. Make sure the menu button says Log out after you've "logged in". |
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Old Trenchy Little Mathlete

Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Posts: 50 Location: Adelaide
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| Ax Man Tucs wrote: | What about hobos, Trenchy? If not, I won't be happy about my people being discriminated against.
In addition, I think it should be illegal for emo-fucks to produce offspring (punishable by hanging, of course). |
You're right about emo-fucks. Absolutely. They should all be chemically castrated.
And since when were you a bogan, Mister "Swanky-New-Job-I-Don't-Know-What-To-Do-With-My-Money".
And leave hobos alone. They're funny. There should be legislation for it to me mandatory for them to walk around carrying little bindles over their shoulder spouting utter gibberish about how the CIA is stealing their thoughts. _________________ Church of the Fonze - Heeeeeyy! |
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Stephen New Mathlete
Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 8 Location: SA
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I think chemical castration is far to painless. Emos should have their testicels smashed between two jagged rocks
But then again are they supposed to like pain? _________________ Nuts and Gum together at last! |
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sebastian Contributing Writer
Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 23
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| Quote: | | I think chemical castration is far to painless. Emos should have their testicels smashed between two jagged rocks |
They'll probably just write another whiney song about it. Maybe we could somehow remove their vocal chords, then smash their testicles, etc. |
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Ax Man Tucs Tiny Little Mathlete

Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 40 Location: Brisbane
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Sorry, Trenchy. I meant I AM a hobo and that I'd be stuffed if hobos aren't allowed to get a root.
Then again, I can be a bogan...
Anyway, highly-paid jobs mean nothing... just means that you spend your pay right when you receive it on elaborate toys, and still end up wondering if you can eat until the next pay. Or maybe that's just the way I do things... _________________ EATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDINGEATTHEPUDDING |
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LittleMathletics Mathlete in Command


Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 116 Location: Adelaide
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| Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:03 am Post subject: |
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| Back on topic for a sec, I'm sad to say that I've started watching it. I feel a little dirty, and expect to be duely chastised for this. |
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