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Old Trenchy
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:57 pm    Post subject: Test your skills. How to spot a... Reply with quote

...pedophile.


http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo


I cant remember my exact score but it wasn't too bad.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are we gonna go out pedo-lynching? There's nothing better than a pedo-lynch... Except maybe going for an emo-stomp

For those not noting, I'm doing my civic duty in trying to ward off emo-fucks on this board... not that I could really see an emo-fuck blundering on a link to LM, and thinking, 'Hey, that sounds [insert stupid emo-fuck moniker for 'good' here].' Then again, there's always exceptions, and everyone who knows me is aware of what a generalising bigot I am.

Maybe I'm just disappointed that there are so many emo-fucks and goths in Brisbane as well...
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ax Man Tucs wrote:
Are we gonna go out pedo-lynching? There's nothing better than a pedo-lynch... Except maybe going for an emo-stomp

For those not noting, I'm doing my civic duty in trying to ward off emo-fucks on this board... not that I could really see an emo-fuck blundering on a link to LM, and thinking, 'Hey, that sounds [insert stupid emo-fuck moniker for 'good' here].' Then again, there's always exceptions, and everyone who knows me is aware of what a generalising bigot I am.

Maybe I'm just disappointed that there are so many emo-fucks and goths in Brisbane as well...


LM reckons he's borderline emo but we've tried to reassure him he's nowhere close.

Y'know, we need a 'Simpsons'-styled Wacking Day!

As far as being a bigot. Yeah, us slopes are good at that eh?
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's been a few months since I did that test. Couldn't remember it until I found the bookmark again.

C+ (I think that's what I got last time too).

Anyway, this one caught my attention:

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When she's not airing out her gum holes along with those enormous teeth, it's fair to say that Lafave is possibly the hottest pedophile ever. She was arrested for having sex with a 14-year-old student of hers. Her initial defense was to plead insanity, which would have been a bullet-proof argument because a woman of her hotness would have to be out of her mind to sleep with a 14-year-old boy when there are 27-year-old website authors standing at the ready.



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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute... when did LM mention anything about emo tendencies? I don't think I recall this statement being made while I was still in town.

I mean sure, I listen to Weezer (although I'll vehemently claim they were only an influence for emo, and yeah, in reality I prefer their earlier stuff), but I ain't an emo-fuck, and I think LM might have just been drunk, or tired from a hard round of poker, or both.

I really hope this was the case... I might have nightmares tonight, though.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, I realize I'm getting off-topic a lot... Confucious say: Know the effects of having a job involving a computer, the Internet and a lot of free time!

In any case, we of the 2000 Unley graduates are okay at spotting pedos... we knew about that Polish-Multigod-worshipping-bent-cock bastard, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, no, what I meant was physically, I am borderline (I am tempted to spell it "boarderline", but most people won't know what the fuck I'm on about) emo.

Example:
    I have long hair, which is parted on the side.
    I have glasses, which could be considered to be "of the emo variety", though I'll always claim they're more Brian Wilson circa-67 style.
    I am skinny.


Maybe that's it. I'm clearly not emo - the music is horrible, but I've got nothing in particular against them. I'm sure some of them are cunts, but that's the same with any scene. Most zine writers are rather nice, but there's that one particular cunt who really gets all up in my grill. I'm sure it's the same with emo; they can't all be that bad.

And, yes, we do get off topic a lot. If I were a proper admin/mod, I'd probably whip your arses into shape, but I think I'm amongst the worst at going off topic.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ax Man Tucs wrote:
Hmm, I realize I'm getting off-topic a lot... Confucious say: Know the effects of having a job involving a computer, the Internet and a lot of free time!

In any case, we of the 2000 Unley graduates are okay at spotting pedos... we knew about that Polish-Multigod-worshipping-bent-cock bastard, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!


Preaching to the choir, smeghead. I'm a web designer (the type of designer that can design, not an IT student that thinks they can design).

We the Graduates of Unley High 2000 are familiar with the exploits of Multigod: the shitty Kanga capped-one. But we also had a running joke about one of the teachers that seemed to spread thoughout the school well beyond our year.

Should I recount this story? After all it was told to me by another source...
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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(I am tempted to spell it "boarderline", but most people won't know what the fuck I'm on about)


Come on... Give us a hard one next time.

Although, I might be the only person other than Jack Cambrian and Gorn that wasn't in the band that knows what the fuck you're on about.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Nuh, no idea here!
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, yes, I can actually remember two teachers at Unley known for their purported kiddie fetish. But it's not nice to name names, now, is it?

Then again, we're not nice...

And back off-topic, I see your point, LM. I just thought you might have vocalized it though, which I don't remember you doing (although there are many things which have happened that I can't remember), and I can't think of why you would voice something like that...

But, again, I digress...
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I only remember one teacher, you'll have to remind me of the other one.

And I won't name names, certainly not in this letigious society of ours now (we've suddenly turned American).

There was one teacher (male, balding, just past middle-age) who had his eye on the young lasses in his classes (did that rhyme??). Anyway, he would usually concentrate his attention on the girls and it went beyond whenever they asked a question or needed help. He would just come up behind them, hunch over and get really close. He was almost flirty with them, too.

Now this isn't that unusual, there are teachers doing this all the time, male and female. They have their favourite students (sometimes from a pure mentor sense) and they focus on them. Be he spent so much time around the girls that it was bound to get the people noticing.

To be perfectly honest that's all I really saw of that teacher, flirty, verging on inappropriate contact, taking the opportunity to talk to any of the girls that walked by. Fairly timid but kids being kids we all joked about how he was looking for some 'hot school girl action'.

It wasn't until a couple of years after we graduated that I heard this story. It came from a mutual friend of some of us here and she's usually pretty reliable on the gossip. One day he was teaching in class when he was doing his usual thing and paying special attention to one of the girls. He must've said something to her because she then suddenly snapped and just shouted in class for him to leave her alone and proceeded to accuse him of being a paedophile. Naturally they both went to see the principal to have one of those chats.

Now, none of us actually knows if anything happened or if the accusations were true. Remember, we all joked about this and no one knows how it all started.

Next thing that happens, this teacher is transferred to one of the nearby schools (the agricultural one, not the girls one).

That's all I can remember. Tame I know but piss funny if you were there.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old Trenchy wrote:
There was one teacher (male, balding, just past middle-age) who had his eye on the young lasses in his classes (did that rhyme??).


It rhymes if you say it like the Manic Street Preachers:

"The masssesss against the classssess!"

Keep the rage.

Also, I'm looking for some hot school girl action. Emails to [email protected]
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LittleMathletics wrote:
Example:
    I have long hair, which is parted on the side.
    I have glasses, which could be considered to be "of the emo variety", though I'll always claim they're more Brian Wilson circa-67 style.
    I am skinny.


I thought this meant you were gay?

Haha. I am hilarious.
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